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NAME:Joel Koh Shao Jie
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17 year old..
LIKES: SOCCER
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Laughing,
BEING MYSELF!!
MAN UTD
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Ps idiots,
BACKSTABBERS..
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Monday, March 2, 2009
ok.. this post is for a brother, koh ming yang.. haha..
he going court tomolo. awaiting his sentence, hope for the best.wish him the best of luck and pray to all sorts of god to help him.. haha..
well, mingyang. no matter the outcome of the sentence, i hope tt u will mature and become a good boy and not so quick tempered, study hard and do ur parents proud. aft this has blown over.. all of us will still have fun like always.. dee siao here and dere la.. but for now keep a low profile.. like u said, 有了兄弟,天不怕地不怕. and 有了兄弟, theres nothing we can't achieve. and because all of us are 兄弟, we wish u all the best in tomolos sentence.. haha..
haha.. this is for you!
Sunday, February 15, 2009
lol.. long time since i've blogged.. jus came back from playing soccer. hmmmm nth much lately, mostly catching up on sch work and tuitions.. sad life... haha. anw.. to kill time.. i'll jus do some stuff des tagged me with...
001. Real name → Joel?
002. Nickname(s)→ monkey/lao gao.. alot la..
004. Zodiac sign → Taurus
005. Male or female → MALE LA.
006. Primary Sch → Gan Eng Seng
007. Secondary School → QTSS
008. Tertiary School → FUCK LA.. RETAINED.. HAHA..
009. College School → not yet!!
010. Hair color → black??
011. Long or short → VERY LONG.. LOL
012. Loud or Quiet → Loud, VERY
013. Sweats or Jeans → None
014. Phone or Camera → Camera
015. Health freak → Nah.
016. Drink or Smoke? → Both
017. Do you have a crush on someone?→ not anymore i guess.
018. Eat or Drink → OBVIOUSLY BOTH LA.
019. Piercings → none
020. Tattoos → haha.. definitely
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → none
024. First best friend → hmmmm.. is that a trick qns?
025. First award → 2002, silver for pesta sukan
026. First crush → hmmm.. pri sch??
027. First pet → does a younger brother serve as a pet?? haha
028. First big vacation → most overseas trips arent vacations to me...
030. First big birthday → 1 month old (:
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → DURIANS!!
050. Drinking → WATER LA!
052. I'm about to → continue this quiz?.
053. Listening to → Photograph- nickleback
054. Plans for today → finish this and sleep
055. Waiting for → Graduation Day.
FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Yea, one whole soccer team of kids..
059. Want to get married? → when the time come, it comes...
060. Careers in mind → i'm still young!
WHICH IS BETTER IN THE GIRL YOU LIKE?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes.
070. Shorter or taller? →shorter la...
072. Romantic or spontaneous → both??
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → jus a sexy one la.. .
074. Sensitive or loud → sensitive?
075. Hook-up or relationship → no idea.
076. Trouble maker or hesitant → TROUBLE MAKER?!.
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → nope, but broke many .
081. Ran away from home → don't even have to, i get chased out oftent?
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense → YES.
083. Killed somebody → elaborate?.
084. Broken someone's heart → how wud i noe?? .
085. Been arrested → yes.
087. Cried when someone died → yea.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Ok la. .
090. Miracles → Duh, God cre8s miracles.
091. Love at first sight → u mean sex at first thought?? LOL. jk.
092. Heaven → DUH
093. Santa Claus → NO.
094 Tooth Fairy--> NO.
095. Kiss on the first date -> hmmm.. depends la..
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now →HAHAHA.. yes
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → if only, .
099. Do you believe in God → YES YES!
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people → HAHAHA FUCK YOU.!
FINALLY DONE... LOL
001. Real name → Joel?
002. Nickname(s)→ monkey/lao gao.. alot la..
004. Zodiac sign → Taurus
005. Male or female → MALE LA.
006. Primary Sch → Gan Eng Seng
007. Secondary School → QTSS
008. Tertiary School → FUCK LA.. RETAINED.. HAHA..
009. College School → not yet!!
010. Hair color → black??
011. Long or short → VERY LONG.. LOL
012. Loud or Quiet → Loud, VERY
013. Sweats or Jeans → None
014. Phone or Camera → Camera
015. Health freak → Nah.
016. Drink or Smoke? → Both
017. Do you have a crush on someone?→ not anymore i guess.
018. Eat or Drink → OBVIOUSLY BOTH LA.
019. Piercings → none
020. Tattoos → haha.. definitely
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → none
024. First best friend → hmmmm.. is that a trick qns?
025. First award → 2002, silver for pesta sukan
026. First crush → hmmm.. pri sch??
027. First pet → does a younger brother serve as a pet?? haha
028. First big vacation → most overseas trips arent vacations to me...
030. First big birthday → 1 month old (:
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → DURIANS!!
050. Drinking → WATER LA!
052. I'm about to → continue this quiz?.
053. Listening to → Photograph- nickleback
054. Plans for today → finish this and sleep
055. Waiting for → Graduation Day.
FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Yea, one whole soccer team of kids..
059. Want to get married? → when the time come, it comes...
060. Careers in mind → i'm still young!
WHICH IS BETTER IN THE GIRL YOU LIKE?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes.
070. Shorter or taller? →shorter la...
072. Romantic or spontaneous → both??
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → jus a sexy one la.. .
074. Sensitive or loud → sensitive?
075. Hook-up or relationship → no idea.
076. Trouble maker or hesitant → TROUBLE MAKER?!.
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → nope, but broke many .
081. Ran away from home → don't even have to, i get chased out oftent?
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense → YES.
083. Killed somebody → elaborate?.
084. Broken someone's heart → how wud i noe?? .
085. Been arrested → yes.
087. Cried when someone died → yea.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Ok la. .
090. Miracles → Duh, God cre8s miracles.
091. Love at first sight → u mean sex at first thought?? LOL. jk.
092. Heaven → DUH
093. Santa Claus → NO.
094 Tooth Fairy--> NO.
095. Kiss on the first date -> hmmm.. depends la..
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now →HAHAHA.. yes
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → if only, .
099. Do you believe in God → YES YES!
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people → HAHAHA FUCK YOU.!
FINALLY DONE... LOL
Thursday, January 8, 2009
haha.. long time no blog.. hmmm.. nth much lately la.. since the hols and stuff.. holidays only went out a few times la.. haha.. den sch reopens.. dam bored.. anw.. lazy to blog la.. next time next time.. LOL.
see ya FOCKERS!
see ya FOCKERS!
Sunday, November 16, 2008
sec sch life;
4 years in queenstown. and the 5th is coming up. 4 years, education is a bore. friends are there to make ur life go by easily.. one thing i regret in this 4 years, being unable to graduate with you ppl cos of this retaining year. FUCK! haha.. the most enjoyable was sec2 i guess.. class of 2b06. ppl say friends are there for u forever. and to a certain extent, its quite true. 10,20.30 years down the road, we meet up and we'll look back at the time we had.. haha.. far-fetched? mayb..
in this 4 years, i've come to know many friends, and they are the ones who help me change. better or bad. still change.. haha.. fun times we all cherish, bad times throw away..lol. well to all my graduating friends.. i wish you all, all the best in your future endeavours..
well wishes:
BenedictLeePENGFAI: my table partner for a year. haha. its been fun knowing u. time past really fast in class huh? disturbing every one we can. making fun of teachers.. haha..a really good friend and brother indeed.. haha.. i known u as some ' chopstick' running guy.. but aft awhile.. u're not tt bad.. haha.. thanks for the fun times ah..
OngBengHao: a truly trustworthy friend of 4 years. haha.. mayb at first we do not see eye to eye.. but as time went on.. we became close friends.. haha.. times in 1b and 2b have been hilarious huh.. disturbing aloysious.. making fun of teachers.. creating havoc in class.. haha.. rmb the music lesson when we composed the stupid MOLE song.. haha.. tt was good. sec2 camp.. when we scared the wits outta miss wee.. haha.. thanks for being such a good friend..
RyanNg : i dun think u read blogs.. but what the hell la.. lol.. i known u since like pri 3? haha.. long time man.. i still rmb u as the fucking good boy in taekwondo. haha! its been 8 years huh? pri sch stupid nite classes.. scaring ppl .. haha..
AloysiousLim: lol.. a guy i known for 4 years.. i miss disturbing u ah.. haha.. u are a fun guy to disturb.. i rmb the first time. haha.. 'teacher! he kick my backside" LOL.. damn funny.. oh yea.. stay black..
DesireeLoh: 4 years gone past quick huh.. a good sister la..haha.. this 4 years many ups and downs for u huh.. haha.. i known u as a ah lian la.. but its seems that.. u r not la.. haha.. thanks for being there when i need some1 to tok to yea.. lol
FionaMah: haha.. laughing machine.. 4 years of friendship.. the girl that sits behind me during sec1 and 2.. haha.. non stop laughing and making the chair vibrate.. lol.. ur laughter can make a person be afraid of u man.. haha.. oh yea.. stay less innocent man..
WendyLeong: a cow la.. haha.. its fun quarreling with u man.. haha.. and oh ya.. u owe me money!!! haha
JoniChen: english bitching partner.. haha.. known u for a year.. bcos of english.. haha.. i rmb u not letting me do any work at all.. haha.. asking me stupid questions.. lol.. stay ' muscular' ah.. haha
Chings: haha.. known u all for about a year or so... things were rocky at first.. but yea.. it was fun hanging out with u guys..
ok yea.. to those i never metion.. lazy la.. thanks for anything uh.. haha lol...
all of you guys leaving school alr! haha.. i'm left rotting!lol ... good luck in ur jc/poly life man.. haha..enjoy!!
4 years in queenstown. and the 5th is coming up. 4 years, education is a bore. friends are there to make ur life go by easily.. one thing i regret in this 4 years, being unable to graduate with you ppl cos of this retaining year. FUCK! haha.. the most enjoyable was sec2 i guess.. class of 2b06. ppl say friends are there for u forever. and to a certain extent, its quite true. 10,20.30 years down the road, we meet up and we'll look back at the time we had.. haha.. far-fetched? mayb..
in this 4 years, i've come to know many friends, and they are the ones who help me change. better or bad. still change.. haha.. fun times we all cherish, bad times throw away..lol. well to all my graduating friends.. i wish you all, all the best in your future endeavours..
well wishes:
BenedictLeePENGFAI: my table partner for a year. haha. its been fun knowing u. time past really fast in class huh? disturbing every one we can. making fun of teachers.. haha..a really good friend and brother indeed.. haha.. i known u as some ' chopstick' running guy.. but aft awhile.. u're not tt bad.. haha.. thanks for the fun times ah..
OngBengHao: a truly trustworthy friend of 4 years. haha.. mayb at first we do not see eye to eye.. but as time went on.. we became close friends.. haha.. times in 1b and 2b have been hilarious huh.. disturbing aloysious.. making fun of teachers.. creating havoc in class.. haha.. rmb the music lesson when we composed the stupid MOLE song.. haha.. tt was good. sec2 camp.. when we scared the wits outta miss wee.. haha.. thanks for being such a good friend..
RyanNg : i dun think u read blogs.. but what the hell la.. lol.. i known u since like pri 3? haha.. long time man.. i still rmb u as the fucking good boy in taekwondo. haha! its been 8 years huh? pri sch stupid nite classes.. scaring ppl .. haha..
AloysiousLim: lol.. a guy i known for 4 years.. i miss disturbing u ah.. haha.. u are a fun guy to disturb.. i rmb the first time. haha.. 'teacher! he kick my backside" LOL.. damn funny.. oh yea.. stay black..
DesireeLoh: 4 years gone past quick huh.. a good sister la..haha.. this 4 years many ups and downs for u huh.. haha.. i known u as a ah lian la.. but its seems that.. u r not la.. haha.. thanks for being there when i need some1 to tok to yea.. lol
FionaMah: haha.. laughing machine.. 4 years of friendship.. the girl that sits behind me during sec1 and 2.. haha.. non stop laughing and making the chair vibrate.. lol.. ur laughter can make a person be afraid of u man.. haha.. oh yea.. stay less innocent man..
WendyLeong: a cow la.. haha.. its fun quarreling with u man.. haha.. and oh ya.. u owe me money!!! haha
JoniChen: english bitching partner.. haha.. known u for a year.. bcos of english.. haha.. i rmb u not letting me do any work at all.. haha.. asking me stupid questions.. lol.. stay ' muscular' ah.. haha
Chings: haha.. known u all for about a year or so... things were rocky at first.. but yea.. it was fun hanging out with u guys..
ok yea.. to those i never metion.. lazy la.. thanks for anything uh.. haha lol...
all of you guys leaving school alr! haha.. i'm left rotting!lol ... good luck in ur jc/poly life man.. haha..enjoy!!
Friday, October 24, 2008
haha.. thurs was fun.. played with frog and tortoises... been awhile since the feeling of childhood came back.. passed my eoy's so i guess its sec4 next year?? dilema la, the contract or sec4? haha...
Thoughts:
I constantly asked myself, through this 16+ years of my life.. What made me who i am today? the sucesses, failures, obstacles you put me through and the life lessons learnt in this 16 years.. from the day i started to believe in christ, i have not even once, failed to pray every night; seeking for forgiveness and whatnot.. I questioned a pastor once, what makes a man free form the clutches of the abyss and what makes a man who he is. He answered ' no man in this world is perfect, one will make mistakes in his life thats the way He created us and that what makes us who we are.. ppl oftent say, destiny is in our hand. but how much of it is true? i was like a stray at one point in my life, He helped me through this part of my life. In one, there is always the abyss, some deeper and darker then others.. one word of advice, complete the path u take. dun let it go halfway..' i never really understood the meaning, and till now.. i still haven't fully grasped the meaning.. Yes, i admit.. things i've done in this 16 years of life made me hated and liked, u think i dunno? guess again, i do.. but.. have ppl thought to themselves, they aren't that better off either.. its like the pot calling the kettle black... some are just too oblivious to their surroundings to notice that they aren't liked as well, we call those ppl 'bimbos' or 'retards'..
an elder told me, ' ppl hu seek attention are ppl who dun have a life, they have a sense of unsecurity and oftent think they are of the higher class ' in the world, there wud be many different opinions. but a thought to leave for urself, are u who u really think u are...
on a personal note' i chose the path of the underworld, and i dun regret it, in this black-labled society, one can learn many more life lessons then those who chooses to hide in thier shells and act like some angel( in disguise )...
p.s.. to a 'brother' i once regarded and a friend i take as:
we may hvae our differences, we may not see eye to eye now.. but still a friend i regard u as.
i saw u changed as the year passed, u went from good to bad, bad to worse.. mayb i had a part in leading u astray,and i apologise.
one word of advice, u aren't the bad boy type.. go on and be the good boy u once were.. the path that i took aint meant for u..
one will always have their share of downs in life, pick urself up and press on.. though wad i scold u sometimes were harsh, it was for u to turn over a new leaf.. u have a chance, turn back..when i saw ur blooded face, i really didn't noe wadda do.. i had mixed feelings, it ached me to see you in that state; it made me think that u might wake up aft tt; i felt a sense of anger.. i spoke to u aft that incident i hope u get wad i told u..
mix less with ur 'paikia' frens.. mix more with the clique u hang out with..
and in retained year. stop playing that much.. focus ur time on ur studies, u are one who can study.. if not, u wudn't be in this stream..and.. i wish u all the best..
BYE!! (mother-dog)
Thoughts:
I constantly asked myself, through this 16+ years of my life.. What made me who i am today? the sucesses, failures, obstacles you put me through and the life lessons learnt in this 16 years.. from the day i started to believe in christ, i have not even once, failed to pray every night; seeking for forgiveness and whatnot.. I questioned a pastor once, what makes a man free form the clutches of the abyss and what makes a man who he is. He answered ' no man in this world is perfect, one will make mistakes in his life thats the way He created us and that what makes us who we are.. ppl oftent say, destiny is in our hand. but how much of it is true? i was like a stray at one point in my life, He helped me through this part of my life. In one, there is always the abyss, some deeper and darker then others.. one word of advice, complete the path u take. dun let it go halfway..' i never really understood the meaning, and till now.. i still haven't fully grasped the meaning.. Yes, i admit.. things i've done in this 16 years of life made me hated and liked, u think i dunno? guess again, i do.. but.. have ppl thought to themselves, they aren't that better off either.. its like the pot calling the kettle black... some are just too oblivious to their surroundings to notice that they aren't liked as well, we call those ppl 'bimbos' or 'retards'..
an elder told me, ' ppl hu seek attention are ppl who dun have a life, they have a sense of unsecurity and oftent think they are of the higher class ' in the world, there wud be many different opinions. but a thought to leave for urself, are u who u really think u are...
on a personal note' i chose the path of the underworld, and i dun regret it, in this black-labled society, one can learn many more life lessons then those who chooses to hide in thier shells and act like some angel( in disguise )...
p.s.. to a 'brother' i once regarded and a friend i take as:
we may hvae our differences, we may not see eye to eye now.. but still a friend i regard u as.
i saw u changed as the year passed, u went from good to bad, bad to worse.. mayb i had a part in leading u astray,and i apologise.
one word of advice, u aren't the bad boy type.. go on and be the good boy u once were.. the path that i took aint meant for u..
one will always have their share of downs in life, pick urself up and press on.. though wad i scold u sometimes were harsh, it was for u to turn over a new leaf.. u have a chance, turn back..when i saw ur blooded face, i really didn't noe wadda do.. i had mixed feelings, it ached me to see you in that state; it made me think that u might wake up aft tt; i felt a sense of anger.. i spoke to u aft that incident i hope u get wad i told u..
mix less with ur 'paikia' frens.. mix more with the clique u hang out with..
and in retained year. stop playing that much.. focus ur time on ur studies, u are one who can study.. if not, u wudn't be in this stream..and.. i wish u all the best..
BYE!! (mother-dog)
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
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Monday, October 13, 2008
lol.. got a few results back... poa,math,chi,eng,dnt... passed.. fail both combined sciences and humanities.. LOL.. blank paper... so.. i presume will promote la.. haha
p.s.. i dunno if u are gonna read this.. but.. i still have to say.. when u adults do stuff.. it'll affect the younger ones.. i dun care if ah ma passes away and leave a will and stuff.. money is important, yes.. but the upbringing of your children is more important.. she's leaving us soon and u grown ups are literally fighting over the money... WTF.. take a look in the mirror.. it mite not affect u guys much.. but when the younger ones cry.. its us that have to babysit them.. fuck u adults for being such money-faced cb-s.. next time u all die u all see wad the younger ones do.. even if u wanna fight and stuff.. spare a thought for the poor old lady.. dam it man..
p.s.. i dunno if u are gonna read this.. but.. i still have to say.. when u adults do stuff.. it'll affect the younger ones.. i dun care if ah ma passes away and leave a will and stuff.. money is important, yes.. but the upbringing of your children is more important.. she's leaving us soon and u grown ups are literally fighting over the money... WTF.. take a look in the mirror.. it mite not affect u guys much.. but when the younger ones cry.. its us that have to babysit them.. fuck u adults for being such money-faced cb-s.. next time u all die u all see wad the younger ones do.. even if u wanna fight and stuff.. spare a thought for the poor old lady.. dam it man..